08 February, 2012

A Decade of Hope

Celebrations in Holyheadnius

Celebrations of Joy as The Premier celebrated 10 years of offering Hope to all our Brothers and Sisters.

Deifications carried on though the week with praise and thanks for the hope of Jobs and Production that The Premier bestows upon us.

The Premier gave a victorious speech:
"With Cardiffgrad orders to maintain the Glorious Commissioners until 2013, our plan to bring hope of Jobs and Production to Angleski is stronger than ever before.  The Capitalists may have money - But we have Hope!

03 February, 2012

Always Enterprise Island

"When I was a child this was all unproductive fields"

This week members of the Angleski Cheka successfully identified the dissidents who gathered to protest against "Energy Island".  Over 200 people will be processed in public trials on February the 10th.

Comrade Commissioner Aldridge, in a glorious speech to the politburo, stated that "Angleski has never been known as Energy Island and has always been known as Enterprise Island.  Those that think Energy Island exists are guilty of Thought Crime and should be reported.

"The plans to erect monumental fans across the State are part of a grand plan to extract the warm climates of the West, especially the Caribbean.

"The fans will also blow away any Capitalist literature from the Mainland.  This is in line with the Cardiffgrad scheme to reduce literacy in our young workers and focusing manual skills in preparation for the labour camps being planned near Holyheadnius Shipyards.