28 April, 2012

Operation Tower Hamlets

Operation: "Tower Hamlets" a success

Comrades, our officers have been behind enemy lines to cleanse the political map beyond our borders!

Important instructions to our Comrades in Cymrugrad next week:
Stay in Doors - Operatives will be at your door to collect your paperwork marked "Postal Vote".  Do not worry about the complicated vocabulary or questions, our operatives will help fill in the forms for you and even deliver them to the appropriate authorities.

For those who failed to register for a "Postal Vote" you will be told what to do at the polling station by Operatives stationed outside.

Comrades who fail to follow instructions properly will be adjusted by the Ministry of Love.  Confessions will be broadcast by Telescreens on May 4th, 2012

06 April, 2012

Call for War!

"Touching"

Comrades, a call to arms!
The Capitalist Leader was at our border yesterday to declared War on our Glorious State!
Capitalists attacked our schools, our hospitals, our Leaders!

In these desperate times we called on Supreme Leader Milskiiband who gave an inspirational speech:

"Comrades, hear this: The Capitalists are out of touch with the Brothers and Sisters of our State.
But know this: We will always be touching;  you, your family and especially your children!