04 May, 2012

Victory!


Brothers and Sisters!  The Party has eradicated the Free Thinkers and the Capitalists from our land!
Party officials took office in Politburos throughout the land to improve our way of life for ever!

Hard Labour
Party officials will soon be at your door to issue you and your family with work orders, specially selected for your skills.

To maintain our strength as a State we will be renewing democracy.
Leisure Centres up and down the land will be closed to avoid a resurgence of a Capitalist operation known as "The Count"

28 April, 2012

Operation Tower Hamlets

Operation: "Tower Hamlets" a success

Comrades, our officers have been behind enemy lines to cleanse the political map beyond our borders!

Important instructions to our Comrades in Cymrugrad next week:
Stay in Doors - Operatives will be at your door to collect your paperwork marked "Postal Vote".  Do not worry about the complicated vocabulary or questions, our operatives will help fill in the forms for you and even deliver them to the appropriate authorities.

For those who failed to register for a "Postal Vote" you will be told what to do at the polling station by Operatives stationed outside.

Comrades who fail to follow instructions properly will be adjusted by the Ministry of Love.  Confessions will be broadcast by Telescreens on May 4th, 2012

06 April, 2012

Call for War!

"Touching"

Comrades, a call to arms!
The Capitalist Leader was at our border yesterday to declared War on our Glorious State!
Capitalists attacked our schools, our hospitals, our Leaders!

In these desperate times we called on Supreme Leader Milskiiband who gave an inspirational speech:

"Comrades, hear this: The Capitalists are out of touch with the Brothers and Sisters of our State.
But know this: We will always be touching;  you, your family and especially your children!

31 March, 2012




Comrades, Capitalist holiday home owners have been worried following reports that Nationalist Socialists have been hoarding petrol supplies.  Nationalists were seen in orderly queues outside of the Capitalist headquarters -  codenamed "TESCO".  Fuel supplies on Angleski are in short supply, however, production will be reduced in line with news that West German Capitalists have withdrawn from the development of Chernwylfaobyl B.  Politburo officers are in search of further investors to carry on with the plans.

16 March, 2012

Nationalist Socialists New Leader Speaks

Comrade Sister Leanne "Lefty" Wood's vision for Angleski


Nationalist Socialists have ousted Local Marxist Wyn Jones and installed Comrade Sister Leanne "Lefty" Wood in his place.

Comrade Sister Wood showed her vision for Angleski in her inaugural speech:

"We can not accept progress and will be opposing Chernwylfaobyl B.  Nuclear power is really hot, I mean, really hot!.  Instead we will use less hot fuels such as Holiday Homes.  Sorry, did I say Holiday Homes, I meant Bio Ethanol.  This will provide enough energy to support the Welsh Language.

"As Nationalists and Socialists we will also support the "Great Fan" strategy to keep the Capitalists at arms length, however, we will improve on this plan by increasing the power to the fans to move Angleski closer to Cardiffgrad

08 February, 2012

A Decade of Hope

Celebrations in Holyheadnius

Celebrations of Joy as The Premier celebrated 10 years of offering Hope to all our Brothers and Sisters.

Deifications carried on though the week with praise and thanks for the hope of Jobs and Production that The Premier bestows upon us.

The Premier gave a victorious speech:
"With Cardiffgrad orders to maintain the Glorious Commissioners until 2013, our plan to bring hope of Jobs and Production to Angleski is stronger than ever before.  The Capitalists may have money - But we have Hope!

03 February, 2012

Always Enterprise Island

"When I was a child this was all unproductive fields"

This week members of the Angleski Cheka successfully identified the dissidents who gathered to protest against "Energy Island".  Over 200 people will be processed in public trials on February the 10th.

Comrade Commissioner Aldridge, in a glorious speech to the politburo, stated that "Angleski has never been known as Energy Island and has always been known as Enterprise Island.  Those that think Energy Island exists are guilty of Thought Crime and should be reported.

"The plans to erect monumental fans across the State are part of a grand plan to extract the warm climates of the West, especially the Caribbean.

"The fans will also blow away any Capitalist literature from the Mainland.  This is in line with the Cardiffgrad scheme to reduce literacy in our young workers and focusing manual skills in preparation for the labour camps being planned near Holyheadnius Shipyards.