16 March, 2012

Nationalist Socialists New Leader Speaks

Comrade Sister Leanne "Lefty" Wood's vision for Angleski


Nationalist Socialists have ousted Local Marxist Wyn Jones and installed Comrade Sister Leanne "Lefty" Wood in his place.

Comrade Sister Wood showed her vision for Angleski in her inaugural speech:

"We can not accept progress and will be opposing Chernwylfaobyl B.  Nuclear power is really hot, I mean, really hot!.  Instead we will use less hot fuels such as Holiday Homes.  Sorry, did I say Holiday Homes, I meant Bio Ethanol.  This will provide enough energy to support the Welsh Language.

"As Nationalists and Socialists we will also support the "Great Fan" strategy to keep the Capitalists at arms length, however, we will improve on this plan by increasing the power to the fans to move Angleski closer to Cardiffgrad

08 February, 2012

A Decade of Hope

Celebrations in Holyheadnius

Celebrations of Joy as The Premier celebrated 10 years of offering Hope to all our Brothers and Sisters.

Deifications carried on though the week with praise and thanks for the hope of Jobs and Production that The Premier bestows upon us.

The Premier gave a victorious speech:
"With Cardiffgrad orders to maintain the Glorious Commissioners until 2013, our plan to bring hope of Jobs and Production to Angleski is stronger than ever before.  The Capitalists may have money - But we have Hope!

03 February, 2012

Always Enterprise Island

"When I was a child this was all unproductive fields"

This week members of the Angleski Cheka successfully identified the dissidents who gathered to protest against "Energy Island".  Over 200 people will be processed in public trials on February the 10th.

Comrade Commissioner Aldridge, in a glorious speech to the politburo, stated that "Angleski has never been known as Energy Island and has always been known as Enterprise Island.  Those that think Energy Island exists are guilty of Thought Crime and should be reported.

"The plans to erect monumental fans across the State are part of a grand plan to extract the warm climates of the West, especially the Caribbean.

"The fans will also blow away any Capitalist literature from the Mainland.  This is in line with the Cardiffgrad scheme to reduce literacy in our young workers and focusing manual skills in preparation for the labour camps being planned near Holyheadnius Shipyards.

21 January, 2012

Invasion! Invasion! Invasion!


With the invasion of Gwynedd - the boundary of the Premier is to be expanded .
Plans have been drawn to start the invasion in 2015 adding more land and workers to our Glorious State!


The size of the expansion is still to be confirmed, but Brothers and Sisters - we will march side by side at this historic time!

18 January, 2012

Politburo to be Remodelled to mark Victory


The Llangefski Politburo is to be remodelled to mark our victory in Cardiffgrad.  The three year project will cost state production only 11 million Angleski Pounds.  To accommodate this triumphant achievement - production will be diverted from libraries, swimming pools and other symbols of capitalism.

17 January, 2012

Attention! Production Redistribution to be Decided


Comrades,  further meetings of the Llangefski Politburo are scheduled to decide on the redistribution of production..

In a glorious move, proposals to close libraries, and leisure centres will free the working men and women to pursue activities more beneficial to our illustrious state.

Comrade Sargeant Renews Democracy!

Brothers and Sisters! Democratic Renewal is under way!

A statement by Comrade Minister Sargeant - Angleski Elections will be delayed until 2013.
The Cardiffgrad Capitalists were defeated after last minute support was offered by local Marxist - Comrade Wyn Jones.
The Llangefski Politburo will be controlled by the Glorious Commissioners until further notice.