05 September, 2012

Ministry of Pain: Service Announcement

Service resumes following rehabilitation in the Gulag of Gwalchmai.

Services in the Ministry of Pain will be reorganised and comrades will be expected to be healthier to make sure the burden on the state is reduced.  The Ministry will still free issue pills to make sure you comply without concern.

A consultation is under way to make sure that you are healthy.

New Technology developed by our Supreme State will be deployed to nurse the sick.

Diagnostic Ailment Logistical Easement Kernel Systems (D.A.L.E.K.S.)  will be rapidly deployed by the Ministry of Pain to assist with patient needs.  Compliance is compulsory.

1 comment:

  1. Convicted Criminal, Cllr Hefin Thomas, loses his Appeal against a 6 months ban from being a Councillor.