Comrades, Capitalist holiday home owners have been worried following reports that Nationalist Socialists have been hoarding petrol supplies. Nationalists were seen in orderly queues outside of the Capitalist headquarters - codenamed "TESCO". Fuel supplies on Angleski are in short supply, however, production will be reduced in line with news that West German Capitalists have withdrawn from the development of Chernwylfaobyl B. Politburo officers are in search of further investors to carry on with the plans.
31 March, 2012
16 March, 2012
Nationalist Socialists New Leader Speaks
Comrade Sister Leanne "Lefty" Wood's vision for Angleski
Comrade Sister Wood showed her vision for Angleski in her inaugural speech:
"We can not accept progress and will be opposing Chernwylfaobyl B. Nuclear power is really hot, I mean, really hot!. Instead we will use less hot fuels such as Holiday Homes. Sorry, did I say Holiday Homes, I meant Bio Ethanol. This will provide enough energy to support the Welsh Language.
"As Nationalists and Socialists we will also support the "Great Fan" strategy to keep the Capitalists at arms length, however, we will improve on this plan by increasing the power to the fans to move Angleski closer to Cardiffgrad
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