31 March, 2012




Comrades, Capitalist holiday home owners have been worried following reports that Nationalist Socialists have been hoarding petrol supplies.  Nationalists were seen in orderly queues outside of the Capitalist headquarters -  codenamed "TESCO".  Fuel supplies on Angleski are in short supply, however, production will be reduced in line with news that West German Capitalists have withdrawn from the development of Chernwylfaobyl B.  Politburo officers are in search of further investors to carry on with the plans.

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