16 March, 2012

Nationalist Socialists New Leader Speaks

Comrade Sister Leanne "Lefty" Wood's vision for Angleski


Nationalist Socialists have ousted Local Marxist Wyn Jones and installed Comrade Sister Leanne "Lefty" Wood in his place.

Comrade Sister Wood showed her vision for Angleski in her inaugural speech:

"We can not accept progress and will be opposing Chernwylfaobyl B.  Nuclear power is really hot, I mean, really hot!.  Instead we will use less hot fuels such as Holiday Homes.  Sorry, did I say Holiday Homes, I meant Bio Ethanol.  This will provide enough energy to support the Welsh Language.

"As Nationalists and Socialists we will also support the "Great Fan" strategy to keep the Capitalists at arms length, however, we will improve on this plan by increasing the power to the fans to move Angleski closer to Cardiffgrad

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