Project Leveson

Several criminals have been arrested under orders from Comrade Jones of the Cardiffgrad Kremlin for reason of crimes against the state.

Last week, rouge broadcasts were intercepted by GNU officials from the counter revolutionary forces of "Soviets 4 Capitalism" (AKA - S.4.C.)

In the Bolshevik Propaganda, the Supreme Leader and the Great Policies of Production were chastised by "fictional land workers" who "claimed" that the Supreme Leader was weak regarding the badger war effort.

In a mission Code Named "Leveson";  Soviet heroes have been launched from Cosmos Central at Cape Caernarfon to intercept and destroy all communications satellites orbiting the State.

Ministry of Pain: Service Announcement

Service resumes following rehabilitation in the Gulag of Gwalchmai.

Services in the Ministry of Pain will be reorganised and comrades will be expected to be healthier to make sure the burden on the state is reduced.  The Ministry will still free issue pills to make sure you comply without concern.

A consultation is under way to make sure that you are healthy.

New Technology developed by our Supreme State will be deployed to nurse the sick.

Diagnostic Ailment Logistical Easement Kernel Systems (D.A.L.E.K.S.)  will be rapidly deployed by the Ministry of Pain to assist with patient needs.  Compliance is compulsory.

Welcome to Airstrip One

Brothers and Sisters!  We have won the battle for air dominance over Cymrugrad!

Comrade General Carwyn Jones has led our forces to successfully take over the Cardiffgrad Aeropark!
Angleski will be in debt to the Comrade General as our air link to Cardiffgrad will be retained, maintaining supply links for National Socialist members to Cardiffgrad.

Patrick Duffy - Brother of Oil Baron

Defeated Aeropark manager Patrick Duffy, known brother of Capitalist Oil Baron JR Ewing, has been sent to the Ministry of Love for re-integration.  His confession will be broadcast via telescreen shortly.

Comrade General Jones addressed our troops: "Welcome to Airstrip One"

Victory!

Brothers and Sisters!  The Party has eradicated the Free Thinkers and the Capitalists from our land!
Party officials took office in Politburos throughout the land to improve our way of life for ever!

Hard Labour

Party officials will soon be at your door to issue you and your family with work orders, specially selected for your skills.

To maintain our strength as a State we will be renewing democracy.
Leisure Centres up and down the land will be closed to avoid a resurgence of a Capitalist operation known as "The Count"

Operation Tower Hamlets

Operation: "Tower Hamlets" a success

Comrades, our officers have been behind enemy lines to cleanse the political map beyond our borders!

Important instructions to our Comrades in Cymrugrad next week:
Stay in Doors - Operatives will be at your door to collect your paperwork marked "Postal Vote".  Do not worry about the complicated vocabulary or questions, our operatives will help fill in the forms for you and even deliver them to the appropriate authorities.

For those who failed to register for a "Postal Vote" you will be told what to do at the polling station by Operatives stationed outside.

Comrades who fail to follow instructions properly will be adjusted by the Ministry of Love.  Confessions will be broadcast by Telescreens on May 4th, 2012

Call for War!

"Touching"

Comrades, a call to arms!
The Capitalist Leader was at our border yesterday to declared War on our Glorious State!
Capitalists attacked our schools, our hospitals, our Leaders!

In these desperate times we called on Supreme Leader Milskiiband who gave an inspirational speech:

"Comrades, hear this: The Capitalists are out of touch with the Brothers and Sisters of our State.
But know this: We will always be touching;  you, your family and especially your children!

Comrades, Capitalist holiday home owners have been worried following reports that Nationalist Socialists have been hoarding petrol supplies.  Nationalists were seen in orderly queues outside of the Capitalist headquarters -  codenamed "TESCO".  Fuel supplies on Angleski are in short supply, however, production will be reduced in line with news that West German Capitalists have withdrawn from the development of Chernwylfaobyl B.  Politburo officers are in search of further investors to carry on with the plans.

Nationalist Socialists New Leader Speaks

Comrade Sister Leanne "Lefty" Wood's vision for Angleski

Nationalist Socialists have ousted Local Marxist Wyn Jones and installed Comrade Sister Leanne "Lefty" Wood in his place.

Comrade Sister Wood showed her vision for Angleski in her inaugural speech:

"We can not accept progress and will be opposing Chernwylfaobyl B.  Nuclear power is really hot, I mean, really hot!.  Instead we will use less hot fuels such as Holiday Homes.  Sorry, did I say Holiday Homes, I meant Bio Ethanol.  This will provide enough energy to support the Welsh Language.

"As Nationalists and Socialists we will also support the "Great Fan" strategy to keep the Capitalists at arms length, however, we will improve on this plan by increasing the power to the fans to move Angleski closer to Cardiffgrad

A Decade of Hope

Celebrations in Holyheadnius

Celebrations of Joy as The Premier celebrated 10 years of offering Hope to all our Brothers and Sisters.

Deifications carried on though the week with praise and thanks for the hope of Jobs and Production that The Premier bestows upon us.

The Premier gave a victorious speech:
"With Cardiffgrad orders to maintain the Glorious Commissioners until 2013, our plan to bring hope of Jobs and Production to Angleski is stronger than ever before.  The Capitalists may have money - But we have Hope!

Always Enterprise Island

"When I was a child this was all unproductive fields"

This week members of the Angleski Cheka successfully identified the dissidents who gathered to protest against "Energy Island".  Over 200 people will be processed in public trials on February the 10th.

Comrade Commissioner Aldridge, in a glorious speech to the politburo, stated that "Angleski has never been known as Energy Island and has always been known as Enterprise Island.  Those that think Energy Island exists are guilty of Thought Crime and should be reported.

"The plans to erect monumental fans across the State are part of a grand plan to extract the warm climates of the West, especially the Caribbean.

"The fans will also blow away any Capitalist literature from the Mainland.  This is in line with the Cardiffgrad scheme to reduce literacy in our young workers and focusing manual skills in preparation for the labour camps being planned near Holyheadnius Shipyards.

Invasion! Invasion! Invasion!

With the invasion of Gwynedd - the boundary of the Premier is to be expanded .
Plans have been drawn to start the invasion in 2015 adding more land and workers to our Glorious State!

The size of the expansion is still to be confirmed, but Brothers and Sisters - we will march side by side at this historic time!

Politburo to be Remodelled to mark Victory

The Llangefski Politburo is to be remodelled to mark our victory in Cardiffgrad.  The three year project will cost state production only 11 million Angleski Pounds.  To accommodate this triumphant achievement - production will be diverted from libraries, swimming pools and other symbols of capitalism.

Attention! Production Redistribution to be Decided

Comrades,  further meetings of the Llangefski Politburo are scheduled to decide on the redistribution of production..

In a glorious move, proposals to close libraries, and leisure centres will free the working men and women to pursue activities more beneficial to our illustrious state.

Comrade Sargeant Renews Democracy!

Brothers and Sisters! Democratic Renewal is under way!

A statement by Comrade Minister Sargeant - Angleski Elections will be delayed until 2013.
The Cardiffgrad Capitalists were defeated after last minute support was offered by local Marxist - Comrade Wyn Jones.
The Llangefski Politburo will be controlled by the Glorious Commissioners until further notice.